"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." -Gene Fowler Limericks: 06.12.2008 Happy 69th, Uncle Miltie by Eldon Vern Chittick 06.01.2008 Kathy by Eldon Vern Chittick 03.17.2008 The Evil Leprauchan by Kyle Chittick 09.18.2004 Milton Klein, Esq | Upon His Retirement by Eldon Chittick 05.25.2004 Retirement Can Be a Painless Extraction by Eldon Chittick 01.09.2004 What Exactly is a Puffer Fish? by Kyle Chittick 05.22.2003 Shawna's 33rd Birthday by Eldon Chittick 03.08.2003 Sharla's 37th Birthday by Eldon Chittick 01.10.2003 Denny Jeff's 35th Birthday by Eldon Chittick 12.12.2002 Jimmy at 41 by Eldon Chittick 10.16.2002 Egan's 32nd Birthday by Eldon Chittick 10.15.2002 Bradley's 32nd Birthday by Eldon Chittick 09.16.2002 Happy 2nd Anniversary by Eldon Chittick 09.11.2002 Sager's Seven by Eldon Chittick 09.09.2002 Seven Year Itch by Eldon Chittick 06.14.2002 Ranasha by Eldon Chittick 05.19.2002 Ally Qooo's 3rd Birthday by Eldon Chittick 05.12.2002 Happy Mother's Day 2002 by Eldon Chittick 05.05.2002 Quilene's 28th Birthday by Eldon Chittick 04.25.2002 For Thaden Bradley Heuer by Eldon Chittick 04.21.2002 Thanks... I think? by Eldon Chittick 04.18.2002 Our 40th by Eldon Chittick 04.2000 The Man From Corvallis by Eldon Chittick Short Stories: 07.29.2008 Ask and She Shall Receive' by Kyle Chittick 07.22.2008 Wedding 'Shells' by Kyle Chittick 07.05.2008 An Even Trade by Kyle Chittick 06.10.2008 The Zoo by Kyle Chittick 05.22.2008 Hangover Morning by Kyle Chittick 04.30.2008 I Hate it When The Power Goes Out by Kyle Chittick 01.30.1986 My Leafy Perch by Kyle Chittick 03.1984 The Document by Kyle Chittick Poems: 07.11.2008 Quietly Peeping by Kyle Chittick 06.27.2008 Lost in Translation by Kyle Chittick 06.15.2008 I'm in my 40's now by Kyle Chittick 06.12.2008 Over Promise, Under Deliver by Kyle Chittick 06.05.2008 Arden Boone by Kyle Chittick 06.01.2008 The Apathetic Sea by Kyle Chittick 05.14.2008 Impetuous Newbie by Kyle Chittick 05.09.2008 Missing My Sister by Kyle Chittick 05.05.2008 Shadow by Kyle Chittick 02.15.2003 The Captain by Kyle Chittick 01.30.2003 Lauren by Kyle Chittick 06.1983 The Unclimbable Tree of Bainbridge High by Kyle Chittick