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To do lists |
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G |
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13 things to do at Wallmart |
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them
in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. Walk
up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code
3" in housewares," and see what happens.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if
he knows where the antidepressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible."
10. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels.
11. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
... and last but not least ...
13. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
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| Cartoon Caption: |
Well, now you know. |
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| Where did I get this cartoon: |
01/17/03 Mike Blain |
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